Just come along, look for me, I'll have my Chippendale badge on, quietly make yourself known to me and we will go to my car and I will discretely loan you a MK1 Airsporter to put on the bench and no one will know, but to be honest we don't give a fxxk what trainers you are wearing as long as come along and enjoy yourself.
Regards
Chippendale (with clothes on)