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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    just cooked dinner for 7 one had an angina attack, one was sick on arrival then his sisters tried to break his ribs failed unfortunately, the eldest he was just miserable. mother kept trying to help and i havent had a drink so bring on any sheep dog and i will show him how a hillbilly services his sheep dog. There is at least 4 mildots of wind on the fell today. Glad I wasn't piloting that sleigh.

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    the lengths people go to to avoid your cooking - heartbreaking really......

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    Yep all the effort me and Ronald put in wasted on the Philistines, sheep buggers all round next time. Just got to keep the Welsh away so no one gets too sore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charles44 View Post
    the lengths people go to to avoid your cooking - heartbreaking really......

    rotflmfao!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Alegazmoz View Post
    rotflmfao!!


    Yep that old bird and the fit manager you upset down the pub now have your address.

    MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Oh and stop kidding yourself you are far too old and big to roll anywhere Laughing or otherwise. Unless on Spongetwat as he is bigger than Mars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    just cooked dinner for 7 one had an angina attack, one was sick on arrival then his sisters tried to break his ribs failed unfortunately, the eldest he was just miserable. mother kept trying to help and i havent had a drink so bring on any sheep dog and i will show him how a hillbilly services his sheep dog. There is at least 4 mildots of wind on the fell today. Glad I wasn't piloting that sleigh.

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    Funny how you have that affect!.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    Oh and stop kidding yourself you are far too old and big to roll anywhere Laughing or otherwise. Unless on Spongetwat as he is bigger than Mars.

    Monkey.
    I have just eaten, xmas dinner, trifle, a tin of celebrations, half a tin of heroes, pringles and grandmas little dog is missing...(the jelly was a tad lumpy) will work out the calories later...once i know where the dog is.....

    I ain't bigger than mars 'cos i just ate two!

    Oh and i feel a little ill!...(just realised that says ill! upside down as well..)...Roll on summer..
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    (the jelly was a tad lumpy)
    Oy! That's a bit personal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    I have just eaten, xmas dinner, trifle, a tin of celebrations, half a tin of heroes, pringles and grandmas little dog is missing...(the jelly was a tad lumpy) will work out the calories later...once i know where the dog is.....

    I ain't bigger than mars 'cos i just ate two!

    Oh and i feel a little ill!...(just realised that says ill! upside down as well..)...Roll on summer..
    That's probably because you have also eaten the dam dog fatty. !!!,

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    Quote Originally Posted by cargs68 View Post
    That's probably because you have also eaten the dam dog fatty. !!!,
    Easy G she's got a Great Dane or did have !!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles44 View Post
    the lengths people go to to avoid your cooking - heartbreaking really......
    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    Yep that old bird and the fit manager you upset down the pub now have your address.

    MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    Oh and stop kidding yourself you are far too old and big to roll anywhere Laughing or otherwise. Unless on Spongetwat as he is bigger than Mars.

    Monkey.
    That's more like it ...
    .... I expect no less.

    If I'm lucky the old gurl won't survive the trip south ...
    ..... bring on the manageress and I won't even have to buy flowers.
    Spongey's safe too ..... I've gone flat from layin' in me bed too long ...
    ... don't roll like I used to.
    arf!



    Disappointing when he runs out of red .......
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