Lol I'd guessed that marra, was a bit tongue in cheek that remark as i'd also guessed you'd never shoot it.
A real shame as they're the best springer to use i've owned apart from my recently purchased challenger mercury in .22 which is very user freindly also. I've also guessed where diamond alley is but don't worry, i've not got much to spend on more rifles & won't tell anyone......my bank account details will be in your pm inbox for keepyagobshut payments btw......lol. ATB