April Fools Day Boinger Bash 2017 --- Event and Payment Details

[tinbum]

He's a wild one mind, isn't it?

Oh, by the way - I wonder if you do a shortstroke extension for the Diana 28mm piston, which I dare say would fit my Chinese Remington?

If we ever catch him we might find out!

And it'll fit the SMK SynSG, Hammerli 800, SMK 208th etc etc etc

[Rickenbacker]

And it'll fit the SMK SynSG, Hammerli 800, SMK 208th etc etc etc

Ooo, can you bring one along for me?

And what about a new spring for the Remy? Do you have one in stock? and is it better than the factory spring, which is shit.

[tinbum]

Ooo, can you bring one along for me?

And what about a new spring for the Remy? Do you have one in stock? and is it better than the factory spring, which is shit.

Have you ever seen my website? Honestly, why do I bother.......?

[Rickenbacker]

Have you ever seen my website? Honestly, why do I bother.......?

Yes, I looked for a Diana piston nose - which I couldn't find.

And it don't say where the Remy spring comes from.

And nothing on there is alphabeticised, neither.

It's just a long-winded list of what I mostly don't want.

[tinbum]

And it don't say where the Remy spring comes from.

The Remington is a chinese copy of a Diana, the spring I would replace it with if it were up to me would be one from Diana.

[tinbum]

It's just a long-winded list of what I mostly don't want.

Again, when we've caught him and got over the whole "smearing his poo across the walls" phase, this will be addressed.

[Rickenbacker]

Again, when we've caught him and got over the whole "smearing his poo across the walls" phase, this will be addressed.

So he's your chief engineer and web designer?? I dunno how he can manage either job with only being allowed to use crayons...

Anyhoo, can I order a Chinese nose, a spring roll, and a hyper-set-back trigger blade - without having to 'order it online' like a prole?

[tinbum]

So he's your chief engineer and web designer?? I dunno how he can manage either job with only being allowed to use crayons...

Anyhoo, can I order a Chinese nose, a spring roll, and a hyper-set-back trigger blade - without having to 'order it online' like a prole?

Are you trying to get me banned?!

[Rickenbacker]

Are you trying to get me banned?!

Constantly.

[TonyL]

Just ten of those little sleepy things to go, peeps.


BOING!

[Hellequin]

And they'll rapidly lose their enthusiasm once they discover what the boss is like, matey!

I'm 99.9% sure your boss can't be as bad as the bosses of the 'company' I work for...

[TonyL]

I'm 99.9% sure your boss can't be as bad as the bosses of the 'company' I work for...

Mmmmm.

[Chippendale]

Needs to go up now.

Chippendale (with clothes on)

[Unframed Dave]

I reckon this one will make a hundred pages before the bash?

Dave

[Rickenbacker]

I reckon this one will make a hundred pages before the bash?

Dave

Are you bringing your AK-47 for the shoot-out, Dave?