Going to have to give it a miss Pete, my fine friend. Tried EVERYTHING to get the ex to swap weekends and take my middle boy to his Swimmng Gala, but no can do.

Hope you all enjoy yourselves, but similarly, I hope none of you get a real bargain, as I want them put to one side for the next fair that our Binners puts together, so that I can snuffle them up, instead.