Andrew! that was quite cruel, you appear to be suggesting that i am a little overweight??

I think you will find it's the amount of wine you drink (very observant plinkplonker) that makes me appear overweight...

Looking through your bloodshot swollen weeping crusty eyes, it would be easy to mistake muscle for fat!

I have heard that the recycling lorry has to make a separate run to your 'Shangri-La' type residence, to clear the bottles allowing safe

exit incase of fire!

Anyway, enough of this petty nonsense (i shot that bramble target with gun flat on floor and it went over clean...just sayin') HERE is

why, hope that helps, it's a new thing called gravity....

I like the general theme of this new discipline.. (i will explain that word when i see you) but it has just occurred to me, that UKAHFT run a perfectly good version of this, where i don't have to do the catering...

So just because you struggle (lets face it you struggle at most things..) Why oh Why would you want to change it??.......