Woshft

[simmmo]

I have selflessly decided to set up my own Worlds HFT competition. As we already have a good supply of shooters down here South of the M25 I will base it here in Sussex and shoot it over one round on a nice frost free winters day thus emphasizing the Mud Rolling aspects beloved of the format. Also as it will be my Worlds HFT Championships I will set the course memorising every range and target size I will take my time so to be sure I don’t forget them. It will have slightly different rules to that already tried and tested UKAHFT format. The only differences will be NO free stander this will be replaced by an extra prone only shot. Crib sheets for helping you measure targets and god forbid not knowing where your pellet is meant to be at a specific distance on your testicle are also banned along with girly shooting mats unless pink. Windicators must be 18” long and have a full tin of pellets attached to their trailing end. You can call targets whenever you want as long as you have violently pulled the string at least five times after missing. If after all this the target is actually found to be defective the target will be replaced and the person calling it shall be deducted the full two points for delaying people getting to the pub. Also falling a sleep at the peg whilst pretending to wait for the wind to drop is allowed. Anybody wishing to enter the inaugural World of Simmmo Hunter Field Target Championship which will be held on a date to be announced preferably a date that clashes with some big HFT competition where at least one free standing shot is mandatory can apply now via PM to Blackscale on here, he will gladly arrange all your travelling and accommodation whilst seeing personally to your dietary needs.

Monkey WOSHFT

[blackscale]

I have selflessly decide to set up my own Worlds HFT competition. As we already have a good supply of shooters down here South of the M25 I will base it here in Sussex and shoot it over one round on a nice frost free winters day thus emphasizing the Mud Rolling aspects beloved of the format. Also as it will be my Worlds HFT Championships I will set the course memorising every range and target size I will take my time so to be sure I don’t forget them. It will have slightly different rules to that already tried and tested UKAHFT format. The only differences will be NO free stander this will be replaced by an extra prone only shot. Crib sheets for helping you measure targets and god forbid not knowing where your pellet is meant to be at a specific distance on your testicle are also banned along with girly shooting mats unless pink. Windicators must be 18” long and have a full tin of pellets attached to their trailing end. You can call targets whenever you want as long as you have violently pulled the string at least five times after missing. If after all this the target is actually found to be defective the target will be replaced and the person calling it shall be deducted the full two points for delaying people getting to the pub. Also falling a sleep at the peg whilst pretending to wait for the wind to drop is allowed. Anybody wishing to enter the inaugural World of Simmmo Hunter Field Target Championship which will be held on a date to be announced preferably a date that clashes with some big HFT competition where at least one free standing shot is mandatory can apply now via PM to Blackscale on here, he will gladly arrange all your travelling and accommodation whilst seeing personally to your dietary needs.

Monkey WOSHFT

Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!

[simmmo]

Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!

I knew I could count on you. as soon as I mentioned food.

Monkey

[Enthusiast]

Make everything 40mm like the good old days, start at 11:00 to let old farts like me get their kip and I'm in. Can I have a driver though?

[simmmo]

Make everything 40mm like the good old days, start at 11:00 to let old farts like me get their kip and I'm in. Can I have a driver though?

How about 45mm and only Rat shspes.

M9nkey.

[Enthusiast]

How about 45mm and only Rat shspes.

M9nkey.

Knob

[si7777777]

start at 11:00

This ^
And can we nominate to shoot pistols for anything less than 13 yards?

[blackscale]

Only if all asst standers are 45mm and 30yds...eerr make it 15yds...

[where's molly]

Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

[blackscale]

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

Ha!

Did you drag Spiderman out of a bus shelter somewhere Jen, then learn him how to shoot! (all crisps will be chrono'd under official woshft rules!)

[fastnick]

Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?

[blackscale]

Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?

Valid point, The WOSHFT committee (Simmo) will take that under serious consideration...or not, maybe. (probably not)

[simmmo]

Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!

Ah sneaked in there with your pink mat. Thought you were an Essex girl not a Brighton one.

Monkey

[simmmo]

Blackscale has asked me to ask if you can please stipulate which flavour crisps you want and let him know by PM as quickly as possible so he can have them available at your allocated peg for you.

Monkey.

[blackscale]

Please note, they will be 'fat free' crisps, so we don't ruin the 'six pack' of the average hft'er!

Not sure if any of you are vegan, like Andrew but if you are we have some 'cow free' - beef crisps cooked in cactus oil (Andy's fave) followed by water biscuits (low fat water) obviously Larkin and the MAD crew will be provided with pork scratchings to make them feel at home (ring Andrew for any other dietary necessities, i know he is a bit of an expert on..well to be honest anything but shooting!)..

Hopefully Andrew will honour us with his infamous speech on "how to live for free...or at someone elses expense" look forward to that one, shaping up to be a great day!

Excited spongey x

This just-in (see wot i did there) some of the Buxted Elite, might, give a demonstration on clearing brambles with your air rifle!
Not to be missed!...eerr, well you know wot i mean..