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    Woshft

    I have selflessly decided to set up my own Worlds HFT competition. As we already have a good supply of shooters down here South of the M25 I will base it here in Sussex and shoot it over one round on a nice frost free winters day thus emphasizing the Mud Rolling aspects beloved of the format. Also as it will be my Worlds HFT Championships I will set the course memorising every range and target size I will take my time so to be sure I don’t forget them. It will have slightly different rules to that already tried and tested UKAHFT format. The only differences will be NO free stander this will be replaced by an extra prone only shot. Crib sheets for helping you measure targets and god forbid not knowing where your pellet is meant to be at a specific distance on your testicle are also banned along with girly shooting mats unless pink. Windicators must be 18” long and have a full tin of pellets attached to their trailing end. You can call targets whenever you want as long as you have violently pulled the string at least five times after missing. If after all this the target is actually found to be defective the target will be replaced and the person calling it shall be deducted the full two points for delaying people getting to the pub. Also falling a sleep at the peg whilst pretending to wait for the wind to drop is allowed. Anybody wishing to enter the inaugural World of Simmmo Hunter Field Target Championship which will be held on a date to be announced preferably a date that clashes with some big HFT competition where at least one free standing shot is mandatory can apply now via PM to Blackscale on here, he will gladly arrange all your travelling and accommodation whilst seeing personally to your dietary needs.

    Monkey WOSHFT
    Last edited by simmmo; 13-03-2017 at 10:31 PM. Reason: Thought I was Blackscale so could write like a fool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    I have selflessly decide to set up my own Worlds HFT competition. As we already have a good supply of shooters down here South of the M25 I will base it here in Sussex and shoot it over one round on a nice frost free winters day thus emphasizing the Mud Rolling aspects beloved of the format. Also as it will be my Worlds HFT Championships I will set the course memorising every range and target size I will take my time so to be sure I don’t forget them. It will have slightly different rules to that already tried and tested UKAHFT format. The only differences will be NO free stander this will be replaced by an extra prone only shot. Crib sheets for helping you measure targets and god forbid not knowing where your pellet is meant to be at a specific distance on your testicle are also banned along with girly shooting mats unless pink. Windicators must be 18” long and have a full tin of pellets attached to their trailing end. You can call targets whenever you want as long as you have violently pulled the string at least five times after missing. If after all this the target is actually found to be defective the target will be replaced and the person calling it shall be deducted the full two points for delaying people getting to the pub. Also falling a sleep at the peg whilst pretending to wait for the wind to drop is allowed. Anybody wishing to enter the inaugural World of Simmmo Hunter Field Target Championship which will be held on a date to be announced preferably a date that clashes with some big HFT competition where at least one free standing shot is mandatory can apply now via PM to Blackscale on here, he will gladly arrange all your travelling and accommodation whilst seeing personally to your dietary needs.

    Monkey WOSHFT
    Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

    I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

    Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

    So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

    If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

    How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

    As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

    Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

    I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

    Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

    So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

    If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

    How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

    As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

    Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!
    I knew I could count on you. as soon as I mentioned food.

    Monkey
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    Make everything 40mm like the good old days, start at 11:00 to let old farts like me get their kip and I'm in. Can I have a driver though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
    Make everything 40mm like the good old days, start at 11:00 to let old farts like me get their kip and I'm in. Can I have a driver though?
    How about 45mm and only Rat shspes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    How about 45mm and only Rat shspes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackscale View Post
    Now that would suit me!! No Stander, it's like custom made for me!

    I shall arrange food, no worries, drink as well!, Crisps and coke, how nostalgic is that!

    Obviously i will need numbers... There are 36 bags of crisps in an economy box, but that means somebody has to eat the plain ones and the salt and vinegar, so that prob leaves 30 bags.. ha! one for each peg!

    So probably be 4 to a peg... roughly, that's 120 bags!! a veritable feast!

    If it goes two sessions, you will have to get specialists in though as that will be beyond my skill set!

    How much coke though?? This is tougher than i thought it would be..

    As for travel, a postcode will be provided, as will a list of top hotels within a 15 mile radius, there are plenty of bus shelters, on the prom, for anyone from M.A.D....

    Glad to be a part of such a well oiled machine, thanks Simpleton!

    Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!
    Last edited by where's molly; 07-03-2017 at 03:55 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by where's molly View Post
    Yeah bus shelter do me fine!!. ..no free standers..perfect for me.. ..better still....no supported standers either! must make a note not to eat said crisps any closer than six foot away from peg.. ..just in case one sprays out of mouth and obscures shooters vision!!!
    Ha!

    Did you drag Spiderman out of a bus shelter somewhere Jen, then learn him how to shoot! (all crisps will be chrono'd under official woshft rules!)
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    Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastnick View Post
    Surely crisps and other similar snacks ought to be chrono'd under Wotsit rules?
    Valid point, The WOSHFT committee (Simmo) will take that under serious consideration...or not, maybe. (probably not)
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    Im in, great to see another "inclusive" championship, but is yours the real real real Worlds ?
    M.A.D for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enthusiast View Post
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    So rude. You haven't been drinking afain have you Beardie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rift View Post
    Im in, great to see another "inclusive" championship, but is yours the real real real Worlds ?
    My World is always real. No really it really really is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simmmo View Post
    So rude. You haven't been drinking afain have you Beardie?

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    Very few threads on the BBS I subscribe to.

    This is one.

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