Just a thought, how about adding a mystery tour to the event,

The shoot starts at 10am and at 8am we all get a text with a clue, those that work it out can go and shoot, those that can't, have to meet up in a car park in Hull.

Also, will the national team event be worked out on shoe size or is it pure bribery? If its bribery, I would like to start the bribe with 4 sherbet dibdabs, a half pack of spangles and a copy of Razzle from 1987

Chilly