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    Quote Originally Posted by BigEars View Post
    Dear God!
    Don't listen to him Flashy - You're doing everything right in my book.

    Wish I could help with the Beretta, but I'm all out of ideas.

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    Oh very dear....

    Where to start old son, we shall skip past the part about your actually going into a shop and asking the nice man for a well ard cast monkey metal replica of Mel Gibson's piece in Lethal Weapon

    The truth is they aren't designed for any serious usage, I would guess that repeatedly dry firing it while prancing around naked pretending to be Bruce Willis has simply worn the poor thing out.

    Seen dozens of them and the best solution is to bin it and buy something made of steel and wood like proper guns.
    A man can always use more alcohol, tobacco and firearms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardH View Post
    Oh very dear....
    Harsh but fair.

    I have a Russian Makarov. Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by harvey_s View Post
    Limp effeminate trigger finger....?
    Jealous of the lack of webbing between my fingers eh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rooti McNote View Post
    Harsh but fair.

    I have a Russian Makarov. Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit them with it...

    'zactly!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardH View Post
    Oh very dear....

    Where to start old son, we shall skip past the part about your actually going into a shop and asking the nice man for a well ard cast monkey metal replica of Mel Gibson's piece in Lethal Weapon

    The truth is they aren't designed for any serious usage, I would guess that repeatedly dry firing it while prancing around naked pretending to be Bruce Willis has simply worn the poor thing out.

    Seen dozens of them and the best solution is to bin it and buy something made of steel and wood like proper guns.
    Oh very good, very good.

    Can you remind the peanut gallery, i.e. Harvey_s, who's nickname is "Airgun Rich" on account of the number of non-proper guns he owns?

    What gets on my goat is that I haven't really used the bloody thing...
    "An infinite number of monkeys banging away at type writers for an infinite period of time will eventually reproduce Hamlet" Thanks to discussion forums we now know this to be untrue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Lord Flashheart View Post

    What gets on my goat is that I haven't really used the bloody thing other than in the comfort of my bedroom, wearing just my pants, imagining I am a younger, more sophisticated version of John McClane saving the world from the horror that is Alan Rickman..
    No wonder the damn thing is worn out
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