Years ago I visited a full bore shooting range (before the ban etc).
I had never shot a 'real' firearm before but was pretty good at air rifle field target.
I chose a real M16 and shot it down the range one bullet after the other resulting in a very tight group.
The chap next to me was using his own M16 on a black and deck workmate with straps and gizmos all aiding his accuracy.
He looked at my target and said "blimey. Nice shooting!"
I said "cheers. It's my first time. I usually shoot an air rifle"
He didn't say a word. ;-)
Some have the whole potato on both shoulders.
"An infinite number of monkeys banging away at type writers for an infinite period of time will eventually reproduce Hamlet" Thanks to discussion forums we now know this to be untrue.
that reminds me of the time I was an indentured servant, on the estate of a wealthy aristocrat.
one afternoon, when I had managed to wriggle free from being crushed under his boot heel, I was out target shooting with my air rifle.
I accidentally walked into the midst of a shooting party, having to shield my eyes from the shiny engraving on their Holland & Hollands or Purdeys, I knew I was in trouble.
They all scoffed at me and the head toff said he would be claiming prima nocta with my bride to be if I couldn't best him in a shooting contest.
The upper class idiot fetched his mauser and made his manservant walk 100 paces into the field with a potato on his head.
I lifted my trusty springer and with a practiced motion I gave it all the hold over I could muster and dropped my .22 pellet into the midst of that tuber.
the conceited fool lifted his piece of german engineering and promptly shot the poor chap dead.
having being bested in front of all of his privately educated oxbridge chums was too much for him to handle, and he dropped to the ground clutching his chest.
the duchess, having witness the entire demonstration of air rifle superiority, became my betrothed and we lived happily ever after.
the end.
I had by mistake attended a demonstration by some trade unionist types, HFT shooters I later learned they called themselves, and realising that they were in a typically lynching frame of mind decided to stay and attempt to puzzle out the mysteries at the hearts of their rudimentary souls.
"You there, build me a platform, I can't see any proles from here" I commanded the nearest group of indolent humanity as was dulce et decorum by all the rights of God, Man and the Queen.
These passive-agressive ruffians of course looked to their de facto shop steward with "down tools?" written in gleams in their inveterate eyes but he bent his head and his back to the task and soon I had an appropriate platform for shooting the only form of shooting worth shooting.
Mine.
I set about demonstrating a tour de force in the art of shooting past 45 yards, which is simple really given the correct equipment of sufficient cost and loudness.
All was going swimmingly until a undercover airgunner, one could tell because he sporting a Blaser rifle which is the very gayest of centrefires, turned up and asked to shoot in that lilting camp lisp they all seem to have.
The tables had turned on me, the shame of association eroded the very platform I was stood on, I began to sink into the mud both literally and metaphorically as the awed reverence in the eyes of the airgunners began to dissolve into iron laughter.
Thusly shamed I packed up and went home, vowing to hold this against all airgunners forever more...
Not the end...
"An infinite number of monkeys banging away at type writers for an infinite period of time will eventually reproduce Hamlet" Thanks to discussion forums we now know this to be untrue.
There's lots of knobs in shooting.
I found this out in 2006 when I first got my FAC.
Many RFD's are condescending knobs. I've found a couple that are not knobs BTW!
I joined a rifle club for a while but the knobbishness of many members put me right off!
My favourite type of shooting is on my own hiding up in a ditch away from everybody.
God bless the union
Some have the whole hectare.....
Yippee Ki Yay CO2 boy
A man can always use more alcohol, tobacco and firearms.
Hello to All,
I am a Range Conducting Officer for a full-bore shooting Club.
Last year, I cashed in my FAC as my spine is crumbling and cannot shoot prone anymore, so I have got back (heavily) into air-rifle shooting again
Only one member of our Club has any interest at all in air-rifle/pistol shooting, and the rest none at all.
I recently took one of my 10m target rifles along to a shoot, to try and get some enthusiasm going for an air-rifle/pistol section, and bugger me, no interest at all - absolutely zero - only two or three chappies actually came and looked at the air-rifle, and they were not impressed as it wasn't a 'real' rifle
Have fun & a good Sunday
Best regards
Russ
Well I had a few days off work last week and headed to my favourite permission (by myself!!) and I had a fantastic couple of days, it really reminded me why I love shooting air rifles.
The weather was fantastic, the shooting was great and the scenery was stunning. I also spent half a day hitting targets while working on my breathing technique which was time very well spent as by the end of the session I could really see the improvement in my shooting.
Thanks again for all the comments, I really enjoyed reading them.
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I had a similar day last week Chris. 3 Hours mooching around the woods looking for the Branchers. Got 12 altogether plus 2 unlucky, nosey Squirrels and a pigeon. It wasn't the hunting side of it that i enjoyed but the sense of tranquility about being in there, on my own after a full day at work. It's amazing what you think about whilst crouching in a holly bush waiting for the birds to land. In that 3 hours i saw a young Badger, deer (but couldn't tell whether Roe or Fallow due to the thickness of the bushes), Pheasant, Guinea fowl, barn owl, woodpecker, rook, jackdaw plus a shedload of finches and tits......and i suspect a Woodcock.
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