Ooh, imagine the bronzed, chiselled form of a rippling Mr Bongo force feeding the recalcritant SSP its life-juice, wiping the drops of sweat from his forehead with his arm in a Diet Coke ad stylee with all the girlies going gaga!
Or, maybe........
You sure you ain't gay Tony
Pete
Far too many rifles to list now, all mainly British but the odd pesky foreigner has snuck in