Make sure you don't get roped into anything ghastly such as DIY this Bank Holiday Monday, or even worse you could get forced to accompany your better half when they decide that a good thing for you to do on your day off is to head off out to some nasty out-of-town retail park to help choose your next sofa

Now you can avoid all this unpleasantness simply by coming along to Mile Oak instead, where you can enjoy a truly unique HFT competition AND do you bit for charity at the same time - so you'll get home feeling much better about life than if you spent the day in B&Q or some equally God-forsaken hole, won't you