2nd and 3rd September 2017 Boinger Bash And Fundraiser In Aid Of St Giles Hospice

[NewPaul]

Mmm....I thought that's what you'd say, Craig.

Will there be a separate class for numpties?

Looks like I'll be on your side if there's teams Tone

[TonyL]

Looks like I'll be on your side if there's teams Tone

Are you sure you'll want THAT much of a handicap, Pauly?

[NewPaul]

Are you sure you'll want THAT much of a handicap, Pauly?

As long as it's shooting snails down a hallway we'll be fine mate

[TonyL]

Maybe we could have some targets made up for a new game, "Nail a Snail", Pauly?

[NewPaul]

'Impail a snail' could replace my bird on a pole I must say, I'm intrigued as to Craigy's plans The Bashes have always been perfect but I reckon a bit of informal good fun competition will only add to the whole experience

[flyingfish]

I would suggest putting a saucer of beer out to attract snails. At 30 yards it would be a challenge. But someone would drink it (snails and all)

Pete

[NewPaul]

I would suggest putting a saucer of beer out to attract snails. At 30 yards it would be a challenge. But someone would drink it (snails and all)

Pete

You've quickly seen the flaw in your own plan there Pete. I reckon Moletrapper would be first over the line at 30yds unless there's a barbed wire fence on the way

[Chippendale]

How about shooting at records, nearest to the hole, no, a bad idea, if I remember my first shot went through the hole and nobody believed me so I suppose thats not a good idea, we wouldn't be able to check. I suppose we could put some on edge and see if anybody could hit them that way, the shooters would have to shoot from the same spot in turn though so that it was from the same angle, say five shots for a small sum like 50p.

just an Idea.

Chippendale (with clothes on)

[TonyL]

I would suggest putting a saucer of beer out to attract snails.

Pete

Mmm.....just another thought on this........

Excess alcohol and insufficient protection may result in unsightly snail trails.

[TonyL]

'Impail a snail' could replace my bird on a pole I must say, I'm intrigued as to Craigy's plans The Bashes have always been perfect but I reckon a bit of informal good fun competition will only add to the whole experience

Nah, I think you'd miss your birdie on the pole, matey.

Do those nasty Southern molluscs like greens? If so, you could have a mini allotment and bait them to get "Snail on Kale"

I think Craigy's got a good idea for a different mini comp for us. He's going to talk with our Uncle Mick to get some more definite idea of a format, methinks. Whatever is decided, it's bound to be great fun and, as you say, enhance even further the whole Bash experience.