That'll be another one of those Fake Pork Pies or Insubstantial Cornish Pasty cases then (it is alleged ...).

A man of your obvious stature is always a benefit, I'm told.


It's about time Ginsters and their ilk provided the Great British Public with fair value


Or was it more a matter of writing the exactly the same article for 'Dog Monthly', 'Cheeky Chappie' and 'Furry Friends' periodicals ?