Quote Originally Posted by Lol Moore View Post
Now then, you should know better than to ask such personal questions, you know carp anglers never tell you anything....

Well, actually, I was on the Chichester District waters, the beauty of that club is you need to live within 10 miles of Chi centre to be a member - keeps the riff raff out you know


Japan - I have heard they are horizontal, is there any truth
Hmm, wouldn't say horizontal. Very polite but confused as heck if you don't follow protocol(ahem).

They have the most amazing bogs! After you have done your stuff, a probe comes out and squirts water at fairly high pressure straight up yer jacksee. Gets me every time! I have aged.

Saw a major castle yesterday. Turns out it is a replica as the yanks totalled the first one which seems to have upset them somewhat. I decided not to point out who started it...

More from your cultural attache as events warrant.