Another which one is best?

[max headroom]

Niether. was on my way to Quorn in the pissing down rain and two pigeons decided to bump into the wipers on my van. not just anywhere. one under each wiper.
try wiping pigeons of the winscreen.
it was a 2.2 transit.

[ChrisC]

Which Cheadle you are based at Chris, Cheadle/Stockport or Cheadle/Stoke?

A.G

Cheadle /Stockport

Is that like a pigeon with ecky thump?

Was the bird's name by any chance Walter?

Tssk, int Dearne valley it's......pid geon

[harvey_s]

Ah, that explains the popularity of the satin black finished cars I see these days - these must be 'tactical' models