My uncle's one looks like a man. He built Aunty Ting-Tong's family a house out there, but it's too hot for him to live there.
Strictly speaking she's Ting-Tong two, Ting-Tong one ran off with a Polish plumber.
All the guys I know who went this route are old, fat and have a little money. They spend the whole time trying to convince you that the misshapen bulldog of a woman in the kitchen is the best thing since sliced bread.
Takes all sorts.......
