Halloween Boinger Bash, 28th/29th October --- Event and Payment Details

[NewPaul]

Whoooa ! My flippin' tag-lines changed AGAIN !! Do we have a HR or Equality department in this BBS ? Can someone in Admin send me the appropriate complaint form please ?? Admin.... Mods ...... ?? I don't know who else to turn to Surely I can trust you decent people ???

I'm at my wits end

Whoever it is... you do realise that Christmas is the peak time for suicides don't you ???

I'm feeling so bullied !


Tone, tell 'em

[MikeHW45]

Whoooa ! My flippin' tag-lines changed AGAIN !! Do we have a HR or Equality department in this BBS ? Can someone in Admin send me the appropriate complaint form please ?? Admin.... Mods ...... ?? I don't know who else to turn to Surely I can trust you decent people ???

I'm at my wits end

Whoever it is... you do realise that Christmas is the peak time for suicides don't you ???

I'm feeling so bullied !


Tone, tell 'em

Don't do it mate. Honestly its not worth topping yourself over. I'm typing as quickly as possible here whilst digging through box loads of stuff for the Samaritans number for you. I was depressed once and called them and they just said buy another air rifle and low and behold the problem disappeared.

[Mole trapper]

It's all OK Mike!
I've sent him a picture????
He realises there are worse things in life now.

[NewPaul]

Don't do it mate. Honestly its not worth topping yourself over. I'm typing as quickly as possible here whilst digging through box loads of stuff for the Samaritans number for you. I was depressed once and called them and they just said buy another air rifle and low and behold the problem disappeared.

I don't know Mike, I'm just.... just, you know... so down, I never had an easy life as a child my Mum was an alcoholic and my Dad was hooked on pcp's.... *sobbing* they told me I would be as tall as them one day but.... sorry, I just can't talk....had enough.... Sorry, Mods... please help me !!!

[Rickenbacker]

Whoooa ! My flippin' tag-lines changed AGAIN !! Do we have a HR or Equality department in this BBS ? Can someone in Admin send me the appropriate complaint form please ?? Admin.... Mods ...... ?? I don't know who else to turn to Surely I can trust you decent people ???

I'm at my wits end

Whoever it is... you do realise that Christmas is the peak time for suicides don't you ???

I'm feeling so bullied !


Tone, tell 'em

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Arf Arf

[NewPaul]

It's all OK Mike!
I've sent him a picture????
He realises there are worse things in life now.

It's OK, All stand down.

Jamie has sent me a picture of Mel

[NewPaul]

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Arf Arf

Any chance of sending me a bigger one? A MUCH bigger one. 'Ere, your one of those Mod things ain't ya ? Could you look into who's doing this to me ? I think I can trust you

[Rickenbacker]

Any chance of sending me a bigger one? A MUCH bigger one. 'Ere, your one of those Mod things ain't ya ? Could you look into who's doing this to me ? I think I can trust you

Hrm, *sucks teeth* I think it's only the boss, Terry what can do that.

[NewPaul]

Hrm, *sucks teeth* I think it's only the boss, Terry what can do that.

Do you work for The Underground too

Please help me I don't know what to do

[Rickenbacker]

Do you work for The Underground too

Please help me I don't know what to do

What do you want mate? Seeing as it's Christmas?

Profile pic changed more often??

[NewPaul]

What do you want mate? Seeing as it's Christmas?

Profile pic changed more often??

Hold up, hold up, my tag-line suggests it has arisen from the last 15 minutes of posts, Mmmmm, Mick hasn't been on here, no other Mod knows who the hell I am and would love me if they did so........ my powers of deduction tell me....... You bastard Bongo I'm telling Rickenbacker on you Hah ! Nailed it

[slinger69]

After an excellent Christmas late 'lunch', The Missus & our niece were sitting on the sofa.

I'm in/on my chair trying to get in to Morcombe & Wise. My lovely niece was having trouble with her tablet: "I've left my poking stick at home", she said.

The Missus: "Gwyn, you have a poking stick don't you. Could you find it for Jenny"? "Its called a stylus", I said before rapidly smoothing down the front of my trousers and leaving the room.

I've been sitting in a darkened room for 45 minutes easing the slide on my Makarov..honest. Another sip and I'll rejoin them I think. One can dream I suppose, still nearly four and a half hours of Christmas Day to go.

Had a lovely chat with Jamie earlier though.

God Rest You Merry Boingerers

Hope you are improving Mick!

ATB
Gwyn

[NewPaul]

After an excellent Christmas late 'lunch', The Missus & our niece were sitting on the sofa.

I'm in/on my chair trying to get in to Morcombe & Wise. My lovely niece was having trouble with her tablet: "I've left my poking stick at home", she said.

The Missus: "Gwyn, you have a poking stick don't you. Could you find it for Jenny"? "Its called a stylus", I said before rapidly smoothing down the front of my trousers and leaving the room.

I've been sitting in a darkened room for 45 minutes easing the slide on my Makarov..honest. Another sip and I'll rejoin them I think. One can dream I suppose, still nearly four and a half hours of Christmas Day to go.

Had a lovely chat with Jamie earlier though.

God Rest You Merry Boingerers

Hope you are improving Mick!

ATB
Gwyn

I'd go fetch your 'stylus' for you anytime Sir I wouldn't go as far as "smoothing down the front of your trousers" though, I am just, not worthy. Keep easing that Makarov though Bruv, it will shoot at the final stroke, trust me I may just go upstairs and whet my blade

[Roundshot]

Can't stand whisky mate but I will definitely try the previously suggested 'cocktail'

Not even a little tot of old Jamesons, Mr Doyle?

[NewPaul]

Not even a little tot of old Jamesons, Mr Doyle?

I've tried it Ted and just don't like the taste of whiskey. A dash of water with it helps a bit but I'm just not a fan of the stuff