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    Multitasking, advanced level

    It's blowing a hooley here, but I wanted to play with my Drulov rifle. Mrs Bum was cooking in the kitchen so I settled for shooting from the back door.

    "If you're going to do that, can you clear Alberts cack off the top step" was her only comment. We have some steps up to the lawn and the top step is the racetrack that the slugs use when it rains.
    My primary zero!

    Less than two seconds and five shots later the dessicated whippet shit was gone! I looked around with a "aren't I clever?" look on my face, only to be met with a scowl?

    Women eh? I'll never understand them.
    God rest ye jelly mental men

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    Guess that makes you a s##t shot, Tinners...

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    Frolicking with your new Eastern European 'bird' is never going to go down well ...

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    I thought you had invented slug hunting. A sport to rival Paul & my snail hunting

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingfish View Post
    I thought you had invented slug hunting. A sport to rival Paul & my snail hunting

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    When the snail season starts again in February I will be stocking the freezer, but slugs are classed as vermin and are on general licence.
    God rest ye jelly mental men

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    Brings a new meaning to slug pellets

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