Quote Originally Posted by Mole trapper View Post
Meeeeeiooooooow!
He's coming along nicely, after this weekend I'll have him using baler twine for a belt and popping down the shop for pigeons milk.
The shops ! The Shops !?? I’m not travelling all that way out into the country to buy pigeons milk You Damn well better show me how to milk them myself ! I’m told if you sprinkle salt on a pigeons tail feathers, they are easier to catch - Ha, see, I’m no stupid towny me