Hee Hee hee, you truly are a most amusing character, Pete.
Yes, I've got one. In fact I've got loads of 'em!
I have five of your all-time favourites, the classic 35. A 55T. Two 95s. A 98. Two 97s. A 77 with V-Mach kit and synthetic stock. A 77K. A 77 Vantage. A 50. Two 99s. Two Venom tuned 80s. Four 30Ss. My Lazaglided HW80 bullpup, The Predator. Pistols - HW45, 70 and 40.
I think that's it; I'll shout up if I remember any more!
And you know what? I love every single one of them. Some may be tuned, some home fettled, some totally bog standard and I'm truly happy with every single one of them.
I really don't need any more guns. What I actually need is more time to play with and lovingly caress my beloved HWs.