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My leading hand of the watch on HMS Birmingham was LMEM Andy Dick.... Name tally reads, rate initial and last name!
I worked at Plessey Naval Systems and one of the draughtsmen was called Mike D'eath.
Another was called Wayne Anker. I worked in the print room and when they wanted prints of drawings done i had to write their name on the drawings and put them in a pigeon hole outside the office. When i first started there i thought it was a wind up and refused to put them out,. That was until he came to the counter and asked where his prints were. We all had to wear id as it was a top secret establishment doing research into radar and sonar. It was only when i looked at his id that i realised it was a genuine name. I can only imagine what his parents were thinking when they named him wayne.
I also went out with a girl named Sarah Ball,, Please no crude comments.
I now work in a gun shop and two of our customers are called Mr and Mrs Cartridge.