Originally Posted by
T 20
OK Dave --- You're a Northern knob jockey.
Well you did say to put you down.
now that's what I call putting you down 
tried a similar thing with a girl many moons ago, picked her up in my arms and she said put me down ... so I did ... "your ugly and fat just like your mum" then by chance in walks her mum... bugger, she WAS ugly and fat, never did see her again! Life eh you just never know
Guns and boats .... works for me
