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Originally Posted by rhyslightnin
Sorry Phil, I've upgraded to a lot harder uncompromising redneck... I now enjoy watching hippies fetch me things
I especially enjoy saying "FETCH IT THEN" in a voice similar to Jason Statham (because I now smoke straight Marlborough and drink moonshine)to them, then they gallop off to get me things as I sit in my pallet wood throne.
Well you do have the looks for it, Rhys.
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"FETCH IT THEN!!!!"
That's all changed now Mick, the guy above looks like a bit of a girl. I had a hair cut found a vest and a chainsaw with "MAC" written on the side. Which is great for trimming down those hippy willow woven arches in my flipflops. I started looking after pigs too.
FETCH IT THENNN!!!
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Is that Charles Manson, Mick? ... He lived on a farm, and had hippie disciples...
eff off Capture.JPG
"FETCH IT THEN!!!!"
Your looking well Phil, have you had your eyes whitened?Is that Charles Manson, Mick? ... He lived on a farm, and had hippie disciples...
eff off Capture.JPG
"corners should be round"
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Nah,
I was up the post office the other day having a mugshot taken, and I said to the 'oman behind the counter "Oi, how come my picture is in black and white?" And she said "It isn't"...
Think I prefered the old Rhys... he wasn't so mean.
"FETCH IT THEN!!!!"
There's nothing mean about the new me.. it just doesn't have "flowers in its hair". I'm still the same old me. I let the hippy minions grow there veg & have fires if they want.. I just don't answer to silly "love everything" rules about how to treat people who want to get a rise out of me is all.Nah,
I was up the post office the other day having a mugshot taken, and I said to the 'oman behind the counter "Oi, how come my picture is in black and white?" And she said "It isn't"...
Think I prefered the old Rhys... he wasn't so mean.
"Fetch the crossbow Margret, I don't like the look on that chaps eyes!"
Besides being a redneck people don't expect much from you so it's quite nice being able to offer the nice bits to those that I choose
"corners should be round"
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