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Dare I ask if there's a dress code ???
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Quote Originally Posted by bozzer View Post
How many FT shooters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well only one of course ... but it takes them two years and five minutes.

6 months to batch test the light bulbs, because if it's a 60 watt bulb and there are some in the batch that are 60.02 watt or 59.98 watt then that batch won't do.

6 months waiting for Rowan Engineering to manufacturer and supply a mega multi adjustable step ladder, so that you don't ever have to stretch to change that lightbulb, or have to move out of your normal comfort zone.

6 months for the measurement, manufacture and fitting of a multi colour, multi strap, tight fitting leather bulb changer's jacket from 'Whips n Dongs', so they look attractive to other lightbulb changers.

and 6 months to discuss on an internet site, with other lightbulb fitters, just exactly what they can and can't do when kneeling on top of the step ladder.

and 5 minutes ... because when they've changed the lightbulb and flicked the switch and the lightbulb doesn't come on ... they have to get someone to check the lightbulb because it can't possibly be something they've done wrong.


( Coat please ... )