Quote Originally Posted by Mole trapper View Post
Sorry Mick, you don't get my boots!
The op was completely successful, so you can now call me Christine ��
Absolutely brilliant news, Jamie.


Christine? S'funny, that'! One of the first BMWs I sold at my new job was to a bloke called Christiine.....I first met him (er, her?) on a Saturday afternoon. He had arrived on his bike wearing leathers. As we got talking I noticed he had very pretty, long, pink fingernails! And a pretty bracelet with charms. Yet he was a big chap with a very deep voice. Oh yes, make-up, too! When we sat down and I took his details I asked his name......"Christine" came the reply!

A few days later he rang me. It was a terrible line and I struggled to hear his name. So when I said, "Pardon?", he asked, "Well, how many other blokes do you know called Christine?" Good sense of humour he had, thankfully. About a week later he collected his bike and on the V5 it showed his previous name. I was expecting Christopher. It was "Eric"!

When I last spoke to him, a couple of months ago, he was about to leave for an Eastern European country for his "big operation".

All true.