Quote Originally Posted by Hsing-ee View Post
In the 1970s the trick was to put your SLR in a Government-strength condom, tie a knot in it and ford whatever river was between you and the Commie hordes. The first round should split the thing and then carry on as normal.


A good 'all weather' air-rifle is a negelected HW35 which you spray 'stealth black' with engine paint and grease under the action. Remember to put a florescent disc on each side of the stock so you can locate it in the dark.
never ever drop or lose your weapon. you wont need to find it in the dark.