Bargain...unfortunately

[harvey_s]

I think most women go for the "new top/shoes/bag?".
"No, I've had it ages - you've obviously never noticed..." routine

[Mole trapper]

This is exactly why Mel knows exactly what I pay for everything, in the long run it will be far cheaper than me getting a contract killer in for selling my gear for peanuts

And before you even start bongo that my stuff is all from fisher price and only worth peanuts....



Shut it!!!

[MartynB]

I think most women go for the "new top/shoes/bag?".
"No, I've had it ages - you've obviously never noticed..." routine

Yes, they hope we won't notice really

[T 20]

I think most women go for the "new top/shoes/bag?".
"No, I've had it ages - you've obviously never noticed..." routine

I do the same routine with guns.

Mind you I've been a good boy this year and only bought 7 more guns.

[robsmyth]

Reminds me of a friends comment about his pushbike collection " my main worry is that, if I die, my wife will sell my bikes for what I told her they cost"

Brilliant !! That did make me chuckle ( out of earshot of SHMBO )

[Milkybarkid]

I had a collection of over 500 mint original LP's, Pink Floyd, Pocupine tree, Led Zep, etc. My now ex wife took them to a car boot from the loft witout asking me, Then when she got home proudly told me she had sold all of them to a guy who offered her £100 for the lot. It has taken me 4 years and a lot of cash to get about a third of them back.