Quote Originally Posted by Rob Anybody View Post

Although if he brought the Porsche into this area of Glasgow it would probably be stolen and stripped before the engine stopped
Reminds me of that old Roy Chubby Brown joke where he's driving to a show in some dodgy area and the car has a puncture. Whilst he's jacking the car up, some scrote is leaning in to the car through the window. Chubby asks scrote what he's doing.

"If you're nicking the wheels, I'm having the stereo!", comes back the reply!