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    Ford Open - 28/04/19 - results

    Challenging course today and the range rang with the sound of backstops being hit
    Name score class Club
    Chase Richard 57 O Ford
    Moore Lol 55 O Ford
    Roberts Justin 50 O Ford
    Grey Charlie 50 R Ford
    Martinez Steb 45 O Ford
    Coleman John 43 O Ford
    Hopper Greet 41 O Ford
    Turner Glenn 38 R Ford

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    An ode to curry.

    Dear khalia, my favourite curry,
    This morning I have had to hurry,
    Three times no less, to sit and strain,
    In vast amounts of rear end pain.

    I thank you.
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    Ooooo an ode off....

    Eating curry isn't like a glue
    Its unusual to have to sit and strain
    The normal outcome on the loo
    Is bum squirts akin to ginger rain



    Yeeeee haaaaa
    ..."My son," said the Norman Baron...."The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite. But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lol Moore View Post
    Eating curry isn't like a glue
    Its unusual to have to sit and strain
    The normal outcome on the loo
    Is bum squirts akin to ginger rain



    Yeeeee haaaaa
    'tis true

    I hurried there without palaver
    And felt the heat of molten lava
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    While wolfing down the spice with pleasure
    Remind yourself of one small measure
    No man or woman, son or daughter
    Should hear the hiss, as ring hits water
    http://www.ford-hft.org.uk
    You come into this world with nothing, go out in debt and you've made a profit

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