The next batch of chipped and chiselled battered firewood, complete with B&Q filler and Wilkinson's screws and nuts, will be on display to pirates and any other person interested in 'tat', on Sunday 29th September 2019.

Unfortunately, this event may not exceed the quality of similar bigger Fairs held in the North of England.

The photographs below were taken by another disgruntled attendant, however, please feel free to collect your £8's worth of magazines included in the entry fee of £5 to the first 'unlucky' entrants.