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    m1toman Guest

    welsh wit

    Three welsh shooters are on a HFT course(dai,endaf and edwin) when dai is about to take his shot a sheep (BAAAAAAA,s)in another field ,Dai spins around hearing the sound and catches the trigger on a twig and shoots Edwin stone dead....Endaf says"who is gonna tell Edwins missus that he is dead".
    Dai says that as he did the dirty deed he will tell edwins missus.so off he goes....2 hours later he turns up with a case of stella on his arm.
    Endaf says"where did the beer come from"
    Dai says it came from Edwins wife.
    Endaf is confused how did you get beer out of his wife when you had just killed her husband???
    He said he knocked at the door Edwins wife answered he said " are you Edwins widow" she said no
    so he said "I bet a case of stella you are"....

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    GMF Guest

    stella

    nice one made me chuckle

    Glynn

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    Gary C Guest
    excellent

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    figjam Guest


    quality!

    kenny

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    Quote Originally Posted by figjam


    quality!

    kenny
    Don't forget everytime you shoulder your new gun, there will be a bit of special Welsh sticky oil on the stock

    Hold that thought

    Pete

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    figjam Guest
    i'll never forgive ewe pete if u mark the stock with the dribblings of sheep dip!!!


    rgds

    kenny

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    It's more than Sheep dip Kenny


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    shanepain Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by sparky
    Don't forget everytime you shoulder your new gun, there will be a bit of special Welsh sticky oil on the stock

    Hold that thought

    Pete
    i think that every time i kiss Jane on the cheek

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    The Doctor is offline It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to
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    Your that short, the only cheeks you could be possibly reaching are the lower ones;-)

    (my apologies for draging the tone of this post even further into the gutter)

    Lee
    Please tear carefully along the perforation.

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    shanepain Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor
    Your that short, the only cheeks you could be possibly reaching are the lower ones;-)

    (my apologies for draging the tone of this post even further into the gutter)

    Lee
    i'd never reach yours as there always dragging on the floor how you doin Lee

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    The Doctor is offline It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to
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    Seeing as though you are only .5 of a micron in height, you should be perfectly placed to see my builders crevice in all its glory then :-)

    doing fine mate, its just the rest of them you have to worry about.

    Lee
    Please tear carefully along the perforation.

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    shanepain Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by The Doctor
    Seeing as though you are only .5 of a micron in height, you should be perfectly placed to see my builders crevice in all its glory then :-)

    doing fine mate, its just the rest of them you have to worry about.

    Lee
    tell me about it m8 Glad your ok say Hi to Jaq's for me, ow and all the best with your FT shooting

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    Two sheep are in a field...one of them suddenly blurts out 'Baaaaaaaa!' the other one says 'You git, I was going to say that! '

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    m1toman Guest
    thanks for the hijack guys

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    kenritz is offline I'll crack this 'British humour' thing, or die trying...
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    LMAO, You guys crack me up! Thanks

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