What would Packham make of this?

Just back from 7 weeks camping (motorhome) near Beziers in the S of France. Whilst out cycling, most days, through vineyards and by the canal du midi, I couldn't help noticing large flocks of woodies in the fields. Talking to a , semi-resident in one of the site chalets, he tells me that the mayor of the local village/town of Bessan has put out a bounty of 2 euros for every woodie (dead) presented to the marie (council offices).

With the correct perms and my TX200, I could've paid all the site fees in a couple of days! Maybe next time.

regards
Allen