Cheapskate

[Kuyajonathan]

I do admit to having a shoe fetish. I once went out with a Dutch girl who wore inflatable shoes.
Unfortunately she popped her clogs.

Those particular toe spacers would be suitable for a big foot 😳

[I. J.]

Those particular toe spacers would be suitable for a big foot 😳

I wouldn't let the Mrs hear you call her that if I was you.

She once cut one of her toes off in a freak gardening accident so she rang the local casualty unit.
The nurse asked "Which toe have you cut off?" and the Mrs replied "The one that didn't have roast beef!"

Now she drinks special milk because she thinks she is 'lack toes intolerant'

[Binners]

I wouldn't let the Mrs hear you call her that if I was you.

She once cut one of her toes off in a freak gardening accident so she rang the local casualty unit.
The nurse asked "Which toe have you cut off?" and the Mrs replied "The one that didn't have roast beef!"

Now she drinks special milk because she thinks she is 'lack toes intolerant'

PMSL

[Jimny4x4]

I wouldn't let the Mrs hear you call her that if I was you.

She once cut one of her toes off in a freak gardening accident so she rang the local casualty unit.
The nurse asked "Which toe have you cut off?" and the Mrs replied "The one that didn't have roast beef!"

Now she drinks special milk because she thinks she is 'lack toes intolerant'

Lol the only reason I come on this forum is to hear what I.J. has to say .