Cheapskate

[Binners]

I wouldn't let the Mrs hear you call her that if I was you.

She once cut one of her toes off in a freak gardening accident so she rang the local casualty unit.
The nurse asked "Which toe have you cut off?" and the Mrs replied "The one that didn't have roast beef!"

Now she drinks special milk because she thinks she is 'lack toes intolerant'

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