Thats easy. I knew I could sell it to some mug for a profit.
I remember when Prince Charles visited 'Rottenstall' a few years ago. Despite it being a really hot day he turned up in an expensive suit and a red fur hat. The major of Rottenstall had to ask - "Why the fur head gear?"
"Well" said Charlie Boy "When I told mummy I was coming to Rottenstall she said Wear the fox hat "