Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
You might be a collector if:

1. You genuinely have lost count of how many guns you own.
2. You own guns you have never fired.
3. You own spare parts for guns you no longer own.
4. You own spare parts for guns you have never owned.
5. At least one of your guns has been in pieces in a box for over a year.
6. You own pellets in a calibre that you don’t posses a gun for.
7. You have every edition of Walter’s and Wesley’s books.
8. If someone says “Kempton Park”, you think about guns not horse-racing.
9. You own at least two guns of the exact same model and vintage.
10. You own two guns of the exact same model and vintage, but one has a tiny difference that can only be spotted and appreciated by ten other people in the world.

I certainly recognise a few of those traits in myself