Well if it helps the Bashes get more popular may be no bad thing, admitedly got several thousand likes on FB once on a tale of my IBS.
In an old Job I tended to use an empty meeting room to let the pressure off, even had the nickname of the Fart Locker, one day I was talking to somone as I had to go in the room so I backed in let fly and closed the door to spare the rest of the Office.
Few minutes later a rather bewildered supervisor walks out of the Meeting room, unbeknownst to us he'd decided to chill out in the Dark room listening to stuff on his phone on his break and he wasn't aware of what was happening until he saw my backside close to his face then move away and shut him in with the cloud.
Several people needed a good five minutes to compose themselves afterwards.
You'll Shoot your eye out Kid