Look luv I've just spent £1,000 on a new rifle....
£600 on a new scope.....
Another £200 on a rifle bag, pellets, targets, gun oil.....
And £120 on mounts...
I've all the night vision kit...because I'm into dogging....
I go to the rifle club because of the girls
Men have hobbies like shooting because of wives...
Darling do you want to come ratting with me?
Yes, she says and "I won't talk intensively...yak yak rabbit rabbit...."
It’s all suddenly so expensive!
We should’ve listened to the people with more than half a brain!
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I'm sure the rifle's fine, I just don't seem to be very good at shooting.
Its not just a fart
You'll Shoot your eye out Kid