Lee
The red dot arrived safe and sound. Thanks, mate
There's one little snag, though.
When I opened the parcel and got it out to have a look, the dog barked unexpectedly and made me jump...
... and the dot fell on the floor.
I can't find it
Ask Lee to send his spiders over to help look for it.
"I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not.."