ARGH!!!!!!!

AFTER MONTHS OF SEARCHING AND SENDING LETTERS I'VE FOUND A SHOOT, I'M NOT WORKING TODAY OR TOMMORROW, AND THE LAMP I SO DESPERATELY NEED IS CURRENTLY IN THE CARE OF ROYAL MAIL!

IF ANYONE IN THE SOUTHAMPTON AREA HAS ONE I CAN BORROW FOR AN EVENING I'LL KISS THEIR WRINKLY BITS (OR OTHERWISE MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE)

I CAN BE GOT ON 07990805044 OR THE2RONNIES@BTOPENWORLD.COM

TA!!