Dirty little pervert

[Gary C]

Went lamping in a 4wd last night and shot a rabbit. It's companion legged it about 10 yards. Before you could say "It's good to be me" the companion had sneaked back over and started to hump it's dead pal.

Now I know we are down South and it's a bit more "liberal" down here but that is just beyond the pale.

So I shot him.

[Davestate]

Very good Gary.
Isn't there a name for a humper of the dead?

[Chewie]

Originally posted by Gary C

So I shot him.

After he had shot his own little weapon I hope

[Hornets Nest]

Yeah i think its nectofelia or somthing sounding like that , heard somthing like that name when they caught some guy storing a dead woman in a wooden crate and he used to erm well i leave that bit up to you guys to work out what he did

[Richard_J]

His last jump, what a way to go.....
I suppose that makes Gary some kind of voyeur
Reg

[Gary C]

Originally posted by regsmonster
His last jump, what a way to go.....
I suppose that makes Gary some kind of voyuer
Reg

I prefer to think of myself as a voyageur...I sent him on a journey to the afterfile. Bon Voyage Thumper Humper...

[Pat...]

Perhaps it was some sort of bunny-CPR?

If you'd have waited another one would have come running along with a 9 volt battery and a couple of paperclips shouting 'Clear'

[Davestate]

Originally posted by Hornets Nest
Yeah i think its nectofelia or somthing sounding like that , heard somthing like that name when they caught some guy storing a dead woman in a wooden crate and he used to erm well i leave that bit up to you guys to work out what he did

Nearly, it's Necrophilia.

[jonh]

If you'd have waited another one would have come running along with a 9 volt battery and a couple of paperclips shouting 'Clear'

Excellent one

[steven]

Originally posted by Davestate
Nearly, it's Necrophilia.

..He was into necrophilia and beastiality until he realised he was flogging a dead horse !

[Hornets Nest]

Thats it dave , thanks for finding the proper word , i knew i wasnt that far off

yeah he must be flogging a dead horse , he had it all packed in a crate , he must be getting ready to ship it out

[Hornets Nest]

You could say he was a dead ringer for love

ok im going back into my shed

before the empty beer bottles start bouncing of my head

[custarddog]

if your times up, you may as well go with a smile on your face

[Koz]

Necrophilia is dead boring.
Whereas incest is relatively interesting.

[Maxwell]

"Dirty little pervert" I throught it was going to be some about me for a min !!!!!!!!