Quote Originally Posted by kungfubob View Post
Im just wondering how dave will be keeping his lady out of the rain so she doesnt break 
She's a refined lady that keeps talking dirty to me, so maybe she ain't no lady. Her body is so smooth though with curves in all the right places.

Anyway I got me big golf brolly to keep the rain off. Got me some nice stock oil to massage into her weary body to help ease the dampness away. At least she don't complain of a headache.

Somewhere I got the remains of an old divers wet suit. I wonder what she would look like in rubber. That might be too kinky for me old ticker though.