Personally, I am lost for words and still reeling from the shock of the negative comments concerning the svelte Sport. I have just had to put my brace of Sports away in case they glance over my shoulder and read the horrible things you naughty, naughty boys have been saying about them.

I am afraid that all of you reporting negative comments will have to be reported to the "Feinwerkbau Police" who will not be amused at all and have been known to use classic gun barrels as a means of delivering a well deserved enema.

Herr Andy