OK, the wife told me to chop up some old food and give it to the birds. So after she went to work, out came the HW40. 4 mini pork pies, three vol u vents and 4 out of date sausage rolls went in a cardboard box at 6 meters. 40 odd RWS Hobbys later, they were suitably shredded. Wonder if she'd miss that 100 pack of tea lights from Ikea