What we need is a "smack your head against a wall with vigour" emoji.
Don't <smack> ever <smack> say <smack> Fooking <smack> Boiing <smack> again <smack>!
Just saying like.
I bet you're a barrel of laughs at the boinger bash
I can just see you and TonyL in the corner of the field exchanging insults and screaming "BOINGER", "NO! SPRINGER", "BOINGER", "FOOKING SPRINGER" and so on in a Chuckle brothers stylee
Pete
Far too many rifles to list now, all mainly British but the odd pesky foreigner has snuck in