I'll not turn down a song & dance routine with Shirl, if she should be so gracious, indeed would be honoured.
But, and its a big but: I'm not allowed to sing at all at home - even in the shower. Your generous contribution to Mick's bucket would be better spent financing my silence.
Can't carry a tune in a wheelbarrow! I can declaim a bit of verse tho' if invited and we'll put a score each in Mick's bucket together.
As to Shirl's lovely Black Country accent - have you been at the port excessively? Surely it's a lovely lilting Leicestershire.
Looking forward Dave
ATB
Gwyn