Hmm, wouldn't say horizontal. Very polite but confused as heck if you don't follow protocol(ahem).
They have the most amazing bogs! After you have done your stuff, a probe comes out and squirts water at fairly high pressure straight up yer jacksee. Gets me every time! I have aged.
Saw a major castle yesterday. Turns out it is a replica as the yanks totalled the first one which seems to have upset them somewhat. I decided not to point out who started it...
More from your cultural attache as events warrant.