The Grumpy Doc
I gave mine a straight choice - either I play with guns or East European hookers. For some reason, she opted for the guns...
Monster Munch Chomp Champ.
Be absolutely honest with your wife otherwise where would the trust be in your relationship?
THEN buy loads of guns & alternate between having them sent to a mates address, sent in boxes marked "boring work stuff", posted in ridiculously odd shaped boxes, THEN start lying about how much you paid/how many/"they're not mine I'm only looking after them.."
By this point in your career (no, not a new gun..) you are a lying, cheating..
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Get them sent into work.
For me it all started innocently enough. I was never at home to meet the postman, so all my parcels got sent back to the sorting office.
Then the penny dropped and I realised that the other advantage of this arrangement was that my better half never knew how many guns I bought.
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